Insurance innovators BizCover have announced a revolutionary new product that will protect individuals from stolen lunches.
The Personal Perishable Insurance product, launched today, covers “working individuals for the loss of consumable items in the workplace from both intentional theft and unintentional consumption.”
The product can also cover an individual for up to $1000 per annum for multiple claims.
World-renowned palaeontologist and victim of stolen perishables, Dr Ross Gellar, welcomed the new cover and detailed the hardships he faced when a certain sandwich was stolen.
“I’ve faced devastating consequences from someone eating my lunch at work,” New York-based Dr Gellar explained.
“You see my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle. I put it in the fridge at work and when someone ate my sandwich I was so upset I got put on probation.
“That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! It was a few weeks and some therapy before I could come back.”
“Cover like this could have compensated me for such a loss, even if nothing can replace my turkey sandwich,” Dr Gellar concluded.
Cover starts from as little as $85 per month but it is rumoured that the coverage will only be available today, April 1, until midday so clients are advised to get in quick.